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NEW VIDEO "FIRST SIGHT"
Everything at "first sight" is wonderful in our youth. Even reality however, invites itself inside our dreams.
FEATURED VIDEO: "FOR NONE SHALL NOW KNOW"
We the Cretins of Spoke endeavor to offer you something new and unexpected.
Behind the Music
AND THEN THERE WERE SOME (BIO)
A stylistically non-baroque Indie Slam Band, the members of Cretins of Spoke have been been honing their craft for over a decade. Hailing from the once prosperous land of Spoke, they have performed at a variety of seedy venues, making several unfortunate public appearances along the way. Learn more by exploring the site, and feel free to get in touch with any of your comments and questions.
THE CRETINS:
of Spoke
Made up of one exceptional musician and 2 unexceptional ones, they've coming from a variety of different backgrounds, the members of Cretins of Spoke share a mutual passion and love for the deconstruction of music. The band works together tirelessly in order to make sure their recordings stay true to the nature of their passion. Check out the faces/gorgons that make up The Cretins of Spoke below.
ERIK
Cretin 1 of Spoke
Erik is truly a burnt out star. Crowds always love seeing him in full fail mode, and the band couldn’t be happier to have such a mediocre artist up on stage and in the studio with them.
RAX FROM PENTOSE 4
Cretin 2 of Spoke
A band wouldn't be complete without its 6 handed drummer, Rax (of pentose 4). While technically from Cretin's premiere moon Pentose 4, Rax plays an instrumental role in the success and musical regression of the band. Photo unavailable.
SERV1O
Cretin 3 of Spoke
Former failed child star, Dod has been with The Cretins of Spoke from the very beginning of their last tour. As Lead tambourinist, he takes on quite a lot of responsibility, from fine-tuning the musical arrangements to assisting other bandmates with perfecting their drinking form.
